Wah, so long since I last posted. Let's see.... I last posted on, um, yeah, Tuesday. That's like...2 days ago!!! Actually, come to think of it, it's actually not that long ago. I screwed up big time last night with the Stalker, big time. 三吧 was pestering me in that fucking annoying voice of hers like so "So, Eugenia, is he hot? No? Ewww.... I feel so sorry for you. Yeah, can I get his number? I want him to send me a picture of him!" I was like "Argh! Shut up, woman! Jesus Christ, can't you refrain from talking about boys and sex for one bloody second?!" Anyway, since I was feeling extra, extra tired and I couldn't care less, I texted him to call, then handed the phone over to 三吧. The first thing that came out from her filthy mouth was "Hi, I'm ... [real name disclosed for personal reasons]. I'm Eugenia's friend at PLC and I want to ask you if you like her." I'm like, kicking myself for letting her have the phone. I mean, what a way to tell a guy you're a kay-poh ji... Anyway, he starts going like "WTF? Who the fuck are you? Put Eugenia on the phone!" Like, basically losing his marbles. So what does the biatch do? Wait for it, you'd never guess this one was coming... she asks him again if he likes me! I'm about ready to slap her across the face now, as you can see. Finally 三吧 relents and passes the mobile to me. Panicked, I hang up on him and turn off the phone, having had enough of the Stalker and her annoying chit-chatter. 三吧 keeps on babbling about the Stalker until 1 AM in the morning and I was like, fast asleep. I only knew she was up so late because my other roomie told me -.-"

Anyway, I want to do another quiz =) Again, it's courtesy of Charis *claps politely*, the most splendiforous gurl in the world (after me, of course)! Lol... anyway, yeah, here it is.

To start: 1) Put your music player on shuffle
2) Press forward for each question
3) Use the song title as the answer for your question, even if it doesn't make sense
4) Tag 5 other people
5) Bold the questions and the the answers and give your own comments


How are you feeling today?

Green Leaves of Spring- Bandari
Okay... it may be spring, BUT WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH HOW I'M FEELING?!

Will you get far in life?

Dreams Come True- The Saddle Club
I guess that my dreams will come true. Is getting what you wish for classified as getting far in life? I hope so >.<

How do your friends see you?

What If- Coldplay
Interesting. I suppose since the 'if' is like, a question, people think I'm an enigma? What bullshit...

Will you get married?

City Lights- JoJo
Um... I'll get married in the city??? No clue at all. Charis, this quiz is fucked up! :S

What is your best friend's theme song?

Mirror Mirror- M2M
Well, all my friends seem very contented with life, unlike the theme of the song. Who IS my best friend?

What is the story of your life?

Perhaps- Doris Day
Yikes! I'm not trying to get some guy to love me!!! And I'm certainly not jazz... icky!

What was primary school like?

Music- Madonna
I guess you could describe it as a score of music, with high points (crescendo) and low ones (diminuendo), some days that are stamped into your mind (tenuto)... those times that go by so slowly (largo), then the moments that whizz by (accelerando). The irritating buzzing of nagging teachers (staccato), and the sleepy mind-numbing drone of 林老师 (legato). Okay, enough music terminology...

How will you get on with life?

Car Wash- Christina Aguilera Feat. Missy Elliott
I DON'T WANT TO WORK AT CALTEX FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!

What is the best thing about your friends?

My Happy Ending- Avril Lavigne
Yes, all our quarrels had happy endings... maybe this quiz isn't as screwy as I thought

What is in store for this weekend?

A Girl Like Me- Rihanna
Riiight, I'm going to meet a girl like me this weekend? Highly unlikely. I'm unique :) But then again, I could have been cloned...

What song describes you?

Shiver- Coldplay
No, I'm not a spastic freak that has shivering/shuddering fits every 5 seconds... the word 'shiver' must have a deeper meaning, right?

To describe your grandparents?

Obsession- Frankie J
Yup, she's obsessed with herself, being the egonistic selfish airheaded wrinkly prune she is...

How is your life going?

Without You- Mariah Carey
Well, if the 'You' is my parents, then yeah, my life in Perth is currently Without You. Get it? Ok, that was lame.

How does the world see you?

Perfect- Simple Plan
Yes, some people come up to me and say "Oh, you're sooo smart, I would give anything to have your brains" and they think Life's a bed of frickin' roses just because I have a functioning brain, unlike them. Yeah, people do see my as perfect, an emotionless cold statue of icy perfection, like an ice cube! T.T Somehow I'm not flattered when they say so...

Will you have a happy life?

It's Not Just Make Believe- Kari Kimmel
Uh huh, I guess a happy life isn't just a myth, which means I will have one too! I know, my assumptions are so juvenile

What does your friend really think of you?

Work It Out- Beyonce
Yeah, I guess I should try to find out what my friends think of me... lol

Do people secretly lust after you?

Why Not- Hilary Duff
So my iPod thinks people have no reason not to lust after me? I'm flattered...

How can I make myself happy?

What Makes You Different (Makes You Beautiful)- Backstreet Boys
So I should be myself, and in turn, make myself happier? Sounds like a good plan, if you're not in a hierachy where if you don't fake an interest in shagging boys, you aren't considered beautiful or popular. IT'S A BIT HARD, AS YOU CAN SEE!

What should you do with your life?

Mockingbird- Eminem
I guess I'll have a traumatised kid and be letting my husband raise her while I'm in jail over doing drugs. That's what the song's about anyway... and yeah, I'd marry a failed rapper who's songs revolve around the latest 'ho he's 'doing' and how emo his fans are. I am going to be one screwed up mother...

Will you ever have children?

Adagio- Secret Garden
Does that mean I'll have them adagio? As in... slowly? I'm having weird thoughts now...

Yeah, that's the last I'll ever see of that quiz... it really freaked me big time. Did the answers make any sense to you??? And just to piss everyone off, I'm gonna tag 5 people: the 5 Chosen Ones, to do this quiz. K? Yep. The message on the tag will be "You are Chosen One No. [1-5, depending on which one you are]" Keep your eyes peeled O.O Time to end this post so I can get on with pissing off the general population! My life is so interesting...

Toodle-pip


Another confession @ 5:16 pm