Yes... as Drea rightly pointed out, 4ever is over... (for me, at least) and it's time to post again!!! I am actually a bit bored of blogging now *yawns widely*... And yeah, guess what?! Hehehe... I bet you can't guess what I did like, on Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday. GUESS!!! Give up? K... wait for it, wait for it...

I PIERCED MY EARS!!!!!!!!!

-crickets chirp, music blares, but no speech-

-crickets still chirping, Sexy Back blares, no speech-

-crickets lost their voices, Chasing Cars blares, (someone say something about my ears, please)-

-Maddi says "Oh. Wow. How great!" Her voice just positively drips sarcasm.

But why am I telling you this??? Not much point. Yeah, I pierced my ears =) Finally... I think I was like, the only Year 8 without pierced ears. Sad, eh? Okay, moving along... since no one cares...

I have decided to have some form of handbook when it comes to the Year 8/9/10 guys in Perth. I'm no boy expert or anything, but seriously, this handbook is for the good of society. I have submitted a beta version to some people, and they have approved =) Yes, here's a sample:

The Lowdown On The Guys- 8 Things You Need To Know About Them

1. The Scotch boys aren't hideous, but they are fickle. Examples: Junkie, Teak, Michael...

2. Wesley boarders are fugly (I know from personal experience *shudder*), but the day boys are SMOKING HOT!!! Ok, maybe not.. but they are much better looking then the boarders.

3. Guildford guys are pretty nice (appearance-wise, naturally), with the exception of the Asian guys <-- racism??? LOL... Anyway, yes, there is 1 alright/more-than-alright looking Oriental dude, but... he's virtually untouchable, so, yeah... NO HOPE!!! Mwa ha ha...Wadeva

4. Wesley has a reputation for churning out stalkers, as far as I'm concerned... It's happened to other people too, I mean it!!!

5. Scotch boys have a varied love-life... it could be St. Hilda's on Monday, Perth College on Tuesday, PLC on Wednesday, St. Mary's on Thursday, Santa Maria on Friday, Iona on Saturday, Mercedes on Sunday... you get the picture, right? Don't EVER assume you're the only girl in a guy's life, btw... big mistake

6. When a Scotchie dumps you, get over it quick and obsess over a hot guy from Guildford. Won't be hard to pick one. It's great therapy...

7. Always pick the hottest guy if you're in his league, no point in holding back... of course, that doesn't apply with Wesley, there isn't any guy there that could be classified as hot.

8. Don't really go out with a Guildford dude, just get his number, call him, and tell your friends that you're going out. That kinda helps, in a weird way...

Ok. Excerpt taken from page 10 of the Handbook. Lots of these solutions to problems listed above have been tried and tested by the people in my corridor back @ PLC Perth. It is your new mantra; chant it everyday, absorb the positive powers it gives to your chi... haha XD But my word isn't law, it's just the favourable way out. Take it as you will. And now I can't post because I can't be fucked.

Toodle-pip

P/S: I'm watching Eragon on Wednesday!!! Nya nya nya nya, Maddi!!!




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